Avast ye scallywags! The left be tossin' all norms overboard, hopin' to oust the mighty orange bully!
2023-10-02
Arrr, me mateys! On 'Gutfeld!', there be a rousing debate betwixt FOX News host Greg Gutfeld and his crew o' panelists, delvin' into the wise words o' philosopher Sam Harris 'bout political norms. Aye, 'twas a jolly good time indeed!
Happy Monday, me hearties! Get ready for a wild ride because tonight's show is more than just entertainment, it's a crash course at Gutfeld University. Ahoy! So let me take you back to ancient Greece, where the great philosopher Socrates chose to drink a cup of poisoned hemlock rather than give up his beliefs. That's one tough pirate! I reckon ol' Mitch McConnell tried something similar with a bottle of expired Ensure, but philosophers these days just don't have the same dedication. They'd rather whine than die for their causes.Now, on Bill Maher's show, we had the pleasure of hearing political philosopher Sam Harris yap about the left's views on Donald Trump. According to Harris, Trump might not be breaking any laws, but he's certainly breaking all the political norms. Well blow me down! The left is all in a tizzy about these norms, but what about the fact that 70% of Americans think the country is heading in the wrong direction? Seems like they should be focused on that.
But hold on, me mateys! We can't forget about the infamous exchange between Megyn Kelly and Donald Trump. Those were the good old days, weren't they? But now, we've had three years of action without Trump's words, and I'll be hornswoggled if I don't miss 'em a bit. Ain't that right, Megyn?
And speaking of norms, Mary Katherine Ham had something mighty interesting to say. She pointed out that it was the left themselves who tossed those norms overboard to try and sink the big orange meanie. It's like they used false accusations of immorality to justify their own immorality. But Sam Harris just keeps saying "but Trump" like it's some kind of magic word that erases all logic and reason. He's as soft as a tube sock filled with yogurt, that one.
So let's take a look at these norms that supposedly Trump violated. Border norms? Nope, we had an actual border under Trump. Law and order norms? Well, seems like things are more normal now with all the looting and murder, huh? Biological norms? Ha! Genders are so last season, apparently. But don't worry, folks, because if America had an H.R. department, 40% of the country would be sobbing and claiming they don't feel safe whenever Trump speaks.
But let's not forget about President Biden and his train of thought that seems to go off the rails. If that's normal, well then, give me the abnormal orange guy any day. So buckle up, me hearties, because this is the new normal – a nation falling apart while we fret over pronouns. And that's not a normal I'm keen on.