The Booty Report

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As the legal storms gather 'round Trump's ship, his fiery words be matching the tempest brewing within!

2023-10-03

Arrr, the words o' the former captain be like flamin' cannonballs! Speaketh he that thievin' landlubbers oughta be blasted, while his scallywag crew be already fit to explode over his reckonin's.

Arr, mateys! Listen up, I've got a tale to tell ye! So, there be this scurvy former president, ye see. And let me tell ye, his words be as fiery as a cannon's blast! He be sayin' that shoplifters, those thievin' scoundrels, should be shot on sight. Aye, ye heard right, me hearties!

Now, ye might be wonderin', why would he be sayin' such a thing? Well, his supporters be mighty angry already, ye see. They be fumin' like a volcano about his indictments, thinkin' he be treated unfairly. So, what better way to fan the flames of their fury than to suggest shootin' the light-fingered rascals who dare pilfer from the shops?

But let me tell ye, there be more to this tale. This former president be speakin' in a language that takes us back to the days of swaggerin' pirates and treasure hunts! Aye, his words be so old-fashioned, ye might think ye be listenin' to Blackbeard himself!

Now, I must admit, his incendiary statements do raise an eyebrow or two. Shootin' shoplifters might be a bit extreme, even for a pirate's taste. But ye can't deny the humor in it all! It be like hearin' a pirate captain shoutin', "Avast, me hearties! Take aim at them scurvy thieves!"

So, me mateys, let's set sail on the sea of imagination and picture this former president, standin' tall with a tricorn hat atop his head, a cutlass at his side, and a mischievous grin on his face. Arr, he be stirrin' up trouble and makin' us chuckle with his pirate-like jargon!

But mark me words, me hearties, in this day and age, such statements be raisin' eyebrows and causin' many a debate. The world may have changed since the days of pirates, but it seems some folks still be yearnin' for the lawless adventures of the high seas. So, keep a weather eye on the horizon, me mateys, for the winds of controversy still blow strong!

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