"Arr, me mateys! A Texan township be luring migrant souls, raisin' Republican ruckus, aye!"
2023-10-08
Arrr! Yonder Houston be offerin' land at a bargain, mateys! Aye, even to them undocumented scallywags seekin' a place to rest their weary bones. Governor Greg Abbott be summonin' his crew fer some reckonin'!
Arr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of land and treasure near Houston, the land of opportunity for all ye scallywags and undocumented immigrants! Aye, it be true, this development be offerin' cheap land and unconventional financing, me hearties. But beware, for there be trouble brewin' on the horizon!Our wise and mighty Gov'nah Greg Abbott, he be smellin' trouble in the wind, he has! He be callin' for hearings, me mateys! Hearings to uncover the secrets of this land where the rules be bendin' like a drunken sailor on a stormy night. Aye, he be wantin' to know who be buyin' this land and who be financin' it.
Now, ye may be wonderin', why be our good governor so concerned 'bout this here development? Well, me hearties, it be a matter of law and order! Some may say it be a matter of treasure and power, but that be a different tale for another day!
Ye see, these undocumented immigrants, they be sneakin' into our fair land, seekin' a place to call their own. And this development, it be offerin' them a chance to put down roots, even if their roots be hidden from the prying eyes of the law. Aye, it be a clever plan, but Gov'nah Abbott, he be wise to their tricks!
So, me hearties, as we sail through these choppy waters, let us remember that land and treasure come at a cost. And though this development may offer cheap land and unconventional financing, it be shrouded in mystery and intrigue. Will the governor uncover the secrets hidden within? Only time will tell, me mateys!