Arr, Israel be under fierce bombardment! Sirens wail, as massive rockets rain upon 'em land.
2023-10-09
Arrr, me hearties! On this fine Monday, the fair city o' Ashdod in southern Israel be under attack from a fearsome "mighty barrage" o' rockets, fired from the treacherous Gaza Strip. They be hittin' numerous buildings, causin' quite a stir in the land!
The Israel Defense Forces confirmed the attacks, stating in a tweet that sirens were sounding not only in Jerusalem but across the entire country. The situation is still unfolding, and further updates are expected to be provided.
Arr, mateys! Avast ye! The land of Israel be facin' a right storm from the scurvy dogs of Gaza! Fox News be tellin' us that the city of Ashdod got bombarded with a mighty barrage of rockets, not for the faint of heart, on Monday. That Trey Yingst, a fine foreign correspondent, reported seein' them rockets slammin' into buildings like a tempest unleashed. He was seekin' shelter next to a sturdy structure, but nay, the rockets kept pourin' in from the Gaza Strip, takin' no prisoners.
And that be not all, me hearties! The brave lads and lasses of the Israel Defense Forces sent out a tweet proclaimin' that sirens be wailin' not just in Jerusalem but be heard throughout the entire land. Aye, this be a tale still unfoldin', so keep yer eyes peeled for more updates, lest ye be caught unawares!