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Avast ye mateys! Here be three reasons why RFK Jr. be a true peril to ol' Captain Biden.

2023-10-11

Arrr, ye scurvy dog! Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a former Democratic matey, hath announced his plan to sail solo as an independent candidate. Beware, Biden! This lad's bid for the White House may be a grand menace to yer dreams of power!

Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., the son of former Democratic presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy and nephew of President John F. Kennedy, has caused a stir among Democrats by declaring himself an independent candidate for president. There are three main reasons why this alarms his former party. Firstly, President Biden is vulnerable on many fronts, with unpopular policies and a decline in mental acuity. Secondly, Biden is viewed as corrupt and has a habit of concocting absurd stories to project empathy. Even die-hard Democrats are starting to question Biden's fitness for office. Liberal columnists and foreign policy experts are encouraging him to exit the race. Thirdly, Biden's policies are seen as wanting to undo everything that former President Trump accomplished, including border policies and diplomatic breakthroughs. Former Defense Secretary Robert Gates has criticized Biden's foreign policy decisions. Two-thirds of Democrat-leaning voters do not want Biden to run again, leaving room for RFK Jr. to step in. RFK Jr. reminds voters that Democrats did not used to be the party of war or backers of Big Pharma and pledges to be honest with the American people. Kennedy's politics appeal to various groups, but could also threaten Biden and Trump. Kennedy currently captures around 15% of the Democrat primary vote and could attract young voters who are disillusioned with Biden. While independent candidates rarely make a significant impact, this election could be different due to the unpopularity of the two main contenders and the potential shift of young voters away from the Democratic Party.

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