Arr, the scurvy dogs of the law hath revealed a glimpse of a lubber, streakin' in a Seattle shop!
2023-10-11
Arrr, a scallywag be found in a market sans garments! The foul knave be slapped with a misdemeanor assault charge, as the scurvy dog was pummeled on video, by all accounts of the law!
In a humorous tone befitting a 17th-century pirate, it has been reported that a naked man caused quite a commotion in a J.C. Penney store in a Seattle suburb. Arrr, what a sight it must have been! However, the local constabulary has shed some light on the situation, stating that the man was actually in a mental crisis. Aye, shortly after the video ended, the poor soul experienced a serious medical emergency that required medical attention and transport to a hospital. Avast!According to reports, the incident took place on the first day of October. The video begins with one man following another who was wearing nothing but socks. The person behind the camera helpfully points out that they are in the kids' department, just in case ye be wondering. Aye, then another man joins the chase, and soon enough, a third person gets involved as well. The naked buccaneer does attempt to put on a pair of pants, but alas, it seems his efforts were in vain.
Arrr, things take a turn for the worse when the group finds themselves in a corner, and a mighty brawl breaks out, with screams echoing throughout the store. The bystanders give the naked marauder a taste of their fists, until someone finally shouts "enough!" in true pirate fashion. Aye, it is said that the man was accused of trying to touch two kids in the store, but the police have found no evidence of that as of yet.
The naked miscreant, whose name remains unknown, was subsequently arrested and charged with a misdemeanor assault. Aye, such be the fate of a pirate who ventures into uncharted territories without proper attire. Sail on, ye scallywags!