Arr, Netanyahu, the cap'n o' Israel, be swearin' to lay waste to every scurvy Hamas scallywag! Praises to Biden, aye, for his kind support!
2023-10-11
Avast, me hearties! In a jolly speech on Wednesday, ol' Benjamin Netanyahu, the Captain of Israel, declared, "Arrr! We be takin' the offensive now! Every scurvy dog of Hamas shall meet their doom, sent to Davy Jones' locker!"
In a speech delivered from Tel Aviv, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu expressed his determination to destroy every Hamas fighter and thanked President Joe Biden for his support. Netanyahu, along with opposition leaders Yair Lapid and Benny Gantz, formed an emergency unity government following the deadliest attack on Jews since the Holocaust perpetrated by Hamas terrorists. The prime minister vividly described the atrocities committed by Hamas, including the beheading of babies and burning of Israelis alive in their homes. He emphasized the pain and horror experienced by the Israeli people and praised the heroism displayed by those who fought against the attacks. Netanyahu affirmed the resilience and unity of the nation of Israel and expressed confidence in their victory. He also commended President Biden for his heartfelt and moving remarks, highlighting the universal support Israel received from abroad. Netanyahu mentioned the influx of ammunition into Israel following Biden's words and emphasized their determination to fight on all fronts. He declared that they have shifted to the offense and expressed their intention to destroy every Hamas fighter, drawing a parallel to the world's efforts against ISIS. Netanyahu concluded his speech by calling for support for the fighters and warriors, with the entire nation of Israel standing behind them.