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Arrr, matey! A fierce American lass in Israel be defying the 'barbaric' scallywags of Hamas, swearin' she'll never abandon ship!

2023-10-12

Avast ye scurvy dogs! A lass, born in the land of America yet settled in the land of Israel, be darting like a landlubber in and out of bomb shelters, alongside her scallywag of a husband and their two young scallywags, after the dastardly surprise attack by those rapscallions of Hamas on the Sabbath day!

An American living in Israel, Esther Taub Schlesinger, has been living in fear with her husband and two young children as they constantly seek shelter from Hamas' deadly attacks. She pleads for the world to choose humanity over terror, as thousands of Israelis have been killed, raped, and kidnapped by Hamas. The Israeli government declared war on Hamas after the group launched thousands of rockets and invaded Israeli territory. In retaliation, Israel's assault on Gaza has resulted in the deaths of over 1,400 Palestinians. Schlesinger, who works as a personal trainer, expresses her fear and frustration at the ongoing violence, stating that Hamas's hatred for the Israeli people is evident in their deliberate attacks on innocent civilians. She recounts horrifying acts of terrorism committed by Hamas, including rape, beheadings, and the ambush of a music festival. Schlesinger emphasizes the need for the world to wake up and understand the pure antisemitism and violence against Jews. Protests and vigils in support of both Palestinians and Israelis have erupted in major U.S. cities, often escalating into clashes and violent rhetoric. Despite the ongoing war, Schlesinger asserts that Israel is resilient and will continue to protect and defend itself. She calls for support from the entire world as the conflict escalates, but assures that Israel will persevere through this challenging time.

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