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2023-10-13
Avast ye, me hearties! Scalise be walkin' the plank, witherin' like a scurvy dog, givin' up his quest to become the House speaker. And mark ye well, Montana be banishin' TikTok! What manner o' entertainment be lost to those landlubbers? Arrr!
Avast ye, me hearties! Gather 'round and lend an ear to the latest tales from the seven seas of politics and banishments. Arrr, 'tis a grand day indeed!First mate Scalise be makin' waves in the halls of Congress, as he be withdrawin' his name from the race to become the next House speaker. Aye, 'twas a surprise to many, for the lad had set his sights on that grand position. But it seems the winds of change be blowin' in a different direction, and Scalise decided to steer clear of the treacherous waters of the speaker's chair. A wise decision, some say, for the role be known to bring many a headache and heartache.
But enough of the landlubbers, let's set our sights on the shores of Montana, where a peculiar ban be puttin' the fear in the hearts of TikTok users. Aye, ye heard it right! The land of cowboys and wide-open plains be makin' a stand against the likes of TikTok, that video-sharing platform loved by many a scallywag and landlubber alike. 'Tis a strange sight indeed, as Montana be settin' sail on the high seas of censorship. But fear not, me mateys, for the ban be more bark than bite, as it be easily circumvented by those with a touch of tech savvy.
So there ye have it, me hearties. Scalise be retreatin' from the race, while Montana be wagin' a battle against TikTok. 'Tis a world full of surprises, where even the most seasoned pirate can find himself lost at sea. But fear not, me mateys, for the winds of change be ever blowin', and who knows what tales the future holds. Until next time, keep yer eyes on the horizon, and may ye find fair winds and smooth sailin'!