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Arrr! Trump's scallywag ways be settlin' the matter of separated families at the U.S. border, mateys!

2023-10-16

Arr, me hearties! Thousands of brave migrants bein' subjected to the policy shall be granted the chance to settle and toil in the grand land of the U.S., leastways fer a spell. Should they be deemed worthy, they may even earn the title o' citizens, and rightly so!

In the good ol' language of a 17th century pirate, avast ye mateys! Gather 'round and listen to this tale from the New World. It seems that thousands of migrants bein' subjected to a policy have been given a glimmer of hope in the vast lands of the U.S. Arrr, they be allowed to set foot on land and seek a new life, at least for a while, ye see.

Arrr, if these brave souls be lucky enough to win asylum, the treasure they seek could be within reach – citizenship in this fine country! Aye, they be dreamin' of becoming true citizens of the land of opportunity, with all its riches and booty.

Now, ye may be wonderin' why these migrants be in such a predicament in the first place. Well, it be a complicated tale, me hearties. The winds of politics be constantly shiftin', and the powers that be have set forth a policy to deal with this matter. It be a contentious issue, with many a debate and argument surroundin' it like a fierce storm at sea.

But fear not, me lads and lasses, for amidst the chaos, there be a glimmer of hope. These migrants, though uncertain of what lies ahead, have been given a chance. They be allowed to live and work, at least for a while, as they navigate the treacherous waters of the asylum process.

So, me hearties, let us raise a tankard of grog to these brave souls. May their dreams come true and may they find their place in the land of the free. And remember, even in the language of pirates, we can find humor in the strangest of tales!

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