Arr, Israel be sendin' word to scurvy dogs in northern Gaza to evacuate, blast in hospital be takin' hundreds to Davy Jones' locker!
2023-10-18
Arrr! Cap'n Biden be sailin' to Israel to lend a hand to me Jewish mateys and keep a bloody battle from brewin'! A scurvy misfired rocket from the villainous Islamic Jihad be claimin' the lives of at least 500 souls. The IDF be warnin' the Gaza Strip to clear the decks afore we storm ashore, whilst dealin' with pesky Hezbollah at our Lebanese border.