Arr, me hearties! Jim Jordan be sufferin' a defeat in the first round o' votin' fer the new House speaker!
2023-10-18
Arr, Rep. Jim Jordan, a fine lad from Ohio, be tryin' t' become the speaker o' the House, but alas, he couldn't muster 217 votes in the first round! Methinks Rep. Steve Scalise, a matey from Louisiana, faced a similar fate just last week. Shiver me timbers!