Arrr, scurvy Republicans be usin' th' Israel attack to stir fears 'bout th' U.S.-Mexico border, me hearties!
2023-10-19
Arrr! The scallywags o' G.O.P. be complainin' 'bout all them sailors crossin' t' borders. They claim it be causin' trouble wit' crime and jobs! Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! It seems that those scallywag G.O.P. lawmakers and candidates be usin' the record-high border crossings to talk about a whole bunch o' things, like crime 'n jobs. They be makin' a big fuss 'bout it, they be!Now, ye might be wonderin' why they be attachin' such importance to them border crossings. Well, let me tell ye, mateys! They reckon that these crossings be leadin' to an increase in crime all across the land. They be shoutin' from the rooftops, "Avast, ye criminals! The border be wide open for ye to pillage 'n plunder our fair nation!"
But let me tell ye, me hearties, this be nothin' but a load o' bilge! Those G.O.P. scoundrels be exaggeratin' the situation to strike fear into the hearts o' the people. They be wantin' ye to believe that the sky be fallin' and that ye be needin' them to save ye from certain doom!
And as for jobs, well, they be claimin' that all them border crossers be takin' away work from honest, hard-workin' folks. They be sayin', "Arrr, me mateys! These landlubbers be stealin' our jobs faster than ye can say 'Davy Jones' locker'!"
But let me tell ye, me hearties, this be nothin' but a load o' hogwash! The truth be that those G.O.P. rapscallions be ignorin' the fact that many o' these border crossers be takin' jobs that others don't want. They be toilin' away in fields and kitchens, doin' the work that keeps this ship sailin' smoothly.
So, me hearties, next time ye hear those G.O.P. landlubbers go on 'bout border crossings, take it all with a grain o' salt! They be just tryin' to scare ye 'n convince ye that they be the only ones who can protect ye. But ye be knowin' better now, me mateys! Ye be knowin' that it's all just talk 'n bluster from these 17th-century pirates!