Avast ye hearties! 'Fore her Georgia trial, Sidney Powell be seekin' t'separate herself from Cap'n Trump.
2023-10-19
Arrr, me hearties! Ms. Powell, a lawyer known for spoutin' conspiracy tales 'bout election skullduggery after Donald J. Trump's 2020 downfall, be now claimin' she ne'er be representin' him or his campaign. Aye, a twist in the tale indeed!
Arrr, me mateys! Gather 'round and listen closely, for I have a tale to spin that be as twisted as a pirate's beard. It be the tale of Ms. Powell, a lawyer who be sailin' in treacherous waters, promotin' conspiracy theories like a parrot squawks for crackers.After our good ol' Captain Trump faced defeat in the treacherous battle of electoral seas, Ms. Powell be settin' sail on a ship of deception, claimin' she be representin' him and his campaign. But now, she be backpedalin' faster than a sailor caught in a storm, swearin' she never set foot on his ship. Blimey!
It be a sight to behold, me hearties, watchin' her change her tune like a chameleon on the high seas. One minute, she be shoutin' from the crow's nest about rigged elections and stolen booty, and the next, she be denyin' any affiliation with our dear Captain Trump. Methinks she be tryin' to scrub the poop deck clean of any connection to her wild claims!
But fear not, me buckos, for we be wise to her tricks. We be seein' through her fog o' deception like a lighthouse piercin' through the night. She may try to sail away from the storm she created, but we be watchin' her every move, ready to hoist her up on the yardarm of truth.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there. Beware the sirens of conspiracy, for they be temptin' ye with tales of hidden treasures and secret plots. But in the end, they be nothin' more than scallywags spoutin' nonsense from their ship of lies. Keep yer wits about ye, me mateys, and steer clear of the treacherous waters of deceit!