Ahoy mateys! Johnny Depp be donning his swashbucklin’ garb once more! And this fierce father, through tempest and rubble, trekked near 30 leagues to escort his lass to the altar! Can ye prove yer noggin be sharp? Give it a go, ye scallywags! 🏴☠️
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Avast, me hearties! Behold this magical neckpiece, crafted by clever landlubbers! It be whisperin’ secrets o’ yer furry mates, makin’ ‘em chatter like a parrot at a tavern! Soon ye shall know what the scallywags be thinkin’—but beware, they may be more cunning than ye reckon! Arrr!
Arrr! Whispers on the high seas be sayin' that after Intel drops its treasure, the 200K Arrow Lake-S, AMD be readyin' to unveil the Ryzen 7 9800X3D! Come October, gamers’ll be swimmin' in the finest CPUs known to man! A bountiful harvest awaits, me hearties!
Avast! After a squall o' interruptions, Captain Trump did declare, “Enough o' yer prattlin’!” He be thinkin’ it more jolly-like for all hands if he cranked up his sea shanties instead. Aye, it seemed the good captain fancied a bit o’ merry music to lift his spirits!
Arrr, me hearties! Scrawl it on yer treasure maps for the year of our Lord 2025! A day o' revelry awaits, when we’ll drink like scallywags and dance like the devil! Don’t be forgettin’ or ye might walk the plank!
Arrr, me hearties! Aye, the grand treasure chest of coin from a mighty super PAC be brandin' Kamala Harris as a scallywag of the radical left, spewin' tales of law and order like a ghost from Nixon’s ship! Avast, the winds of politics be blowin' mighty foul!
Arrr, me hearties! The British crown be makin’ a treasure pact with Eli Lilly, plunderin’ millions for a potion to shed the pounds! They be studyin’ how it affects the swabs’ workin’ and productivity. Aye, let’s hope it don’t make ‘em too light-headed to hoist the sails!
Arrr, matey! Brig. Gen. Esmail Ghaani, the scallywag captain of the Quds Force, be spottin' in a video on Tuesday, as Tehran readies its cannons for a likely tussle with them Israel landlubbers! Avast, the seas be gettin’ choppy!
Avast, me hearties! Luma Island be a treasure trove o' jollity, where the sun be shinin' like a gold doubloon and the rum flows like a merry sea! Aye, 'tis a bonnie spot fer raucous laughter and swashbucklin' shenanigans! Arrr, me hearties, what a grand ol' time!
Avast, me hearties! A band o' landlubber voters in a fierce battleground of Wisconsin be shoutin' for the ol’ captain Trump in 2024! They be blatherin' 'bout treasure chests of gold and keepin' scallywags from settin' foot on their shores. Aye, it be a jolly crew!
Arrr, matey! The Canadian captain o’ politics be pointin' a finger at the Indian crew, claimin' they had a hand in the fall o' a Sikh buccaneer! Blimey, this be stirrin' up a right tempest 'twixt their ships on the diplomatic seas! Avast, tensions be risin’ like the tide!
Arrr, ye scallywags! Me hearties, I be mighty grateful fer yer fine support! Like a ship full o' rum in a stormy sea, ye keep me afloat! Raise a tankard to ye, for ye be the treasure I didn't plunder! Cheers, ye landlubbers!
Arrr, in the year o' 2016, many scallywags loathed the Trumpster, yet precious few fancied the Clinton wench! Come 2020, ol' Biden sailed past Trump like a ghost ship. Here be the winds o' 2016 blowin’ once more, savvy? Aye, the seas be fickle, matey!
Arrr! Captain Dahlin of the Buffalo Sabers and young Krebs locked horns like two scurvy sea dogs! ‘Twas such a ruckus that their mates had to swoop in like gallant sailors—lest the ship be capsized by their squabblin’! Avast, lads, keep yer cutlasses sheathed!
Arrr, they be needin’ to spin a yarn for landlubbers with nary a clue ‘bout the world of comics, savvy? Aye, ‘tis like teachin’ a parrot to dance the jig—confusin’ and downright laughable, I say! Spill the beans, me hearties!
Ahoy, matey! Word be out that the RTX 5070 12GB be settin' sail, but soon to follow be an 18GB treasure! It promises a wee 5-10% boost—like findin' an extra doubloon—under Nvidia’s 'Super' flag. Avast, the seas of graphics be gettin' stormy!
Arrr, the kin o' the slain lass Rachel Morin from Maryland be raisin' a mug to ol' Bill Clinton fer lettin' in that scallywag who crossed the border like a sneaky sea rat! Aye, they be callin' it a fine bit o' matey hospitality on a stormy day!
Arrr! Two scallywags claimed t’ be searchin' fer a gas leak, but they be sendin' a poor soul to Davy Jones’ locker in his own bilge! They tied up his wench with sticky tape and made off with her shiny trinkets, say the court! Blimey, what a swindle!
Arrr! With a wild ruckus, the second-in-command and her hearty crew be scurrying to win the favor of the Black buccaneers, whose discontent they've been avoidin' like a scallywag's bad breath, until now! Avast, mateys, time to mend those sails!
Arrr, me hearties! The ol' Captain Trump be bellowin' that lettin' the lasses of the high seas be includin' the landlubbers of transgender kind in their sportin' shenanigans be as outlandish as a parrot wearin' a frock! Yarr, what a jolly jest!
Avast ye! Elon Musk’s tongue waggin’ on the political seas be sinkin’ SpaceX’s plans to let loose a fleet o’ rockets from California’s shores. The Coastal Commission be sayin’ “Nay!” to the Air Force’s grand scheme, all ‘cause our captain be causin’ a ruckus online! Arrr!
Arrr, mateys! Behold, the scallywags be shoutin' that after taming the beast known as Windows 11 24H2, their connection to the great sea of the internet be as fickle as a compass in a storm! Avast, what treachery be this?
Arrr, me hearties! The grand National Archaeological Museum be a treasure trove o' ancient trinkets, with sculptures and fine art galore! Set yer sails for a jolly good time explorin' relics from ages past, fer ye never know what plunder ye might unearth! Yarrr!
Arrr, matey! Jerry Jones, the cap'n of them Dallas Cowboys, showed not a whiff of interest in chattin’ ‘bout the offseason crew buildin’. When the radio scallywags pried, he turned as prickly as a sea urchin! Aye, a true buccaneer of the gridiron, he be!
Avast, ye scallywags! Feast yer eyes on the freshest tales from the Fox News treasure chest! Set sail on a merry voyage with Sean Hannity and Raymond Arroyo, and let the jests and jigs abound! Arrr, don’t let the wind blow ye away from the fun!