Arrr, me hearties! Johnny Depp be patchin’ up his swashbucklin’ career in the fair lands of Europe, after tusslin’ with the Hollywood scallywags and a storm o’ gossip over his tempest with the wicked Amber Heard. Aye, he’s chartin’ new waters, and what a jolly adventure it be!
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Arrr, matey! BrainSee be a cunning contraption that be peering into yer noggin, reckonin’ if yer mind be slippin’ into the murky depths of Alzheimer’s in five turns of the tide! Aye, it helps doc's and landlubbers chart their course wisely! <br> *Medscape Medical News*
Arrr, matey! The captain of the ship be accused of stirrin' up a mutiny! For the first time, a leader might soon find himself in the brig! Here’s the scallywag's tale on what be awaitin’ him on the stormy seas of politics!
Arrr matey! Gather ‘round! Dave Wilson, the scallywag behind Secret Level, be spillin’ the beans on the jolly oddities of the Pac-Man tale. Aye, it be a riot of ghosts and gobbles, a true treasure of hilarity! Avast, ye landlubbers, don’t miss this merry adventure!
Avast, me hearties! Prepare ye sails for the grand spectacle of Henry Cavill's Warhammer 40,000! Aye, the dashing buccaneer be ready to swashbuckle with grimdark space foes! Hoist the flag o' excitement, for this be a treasure worth plundering! Yarrr!
Arrr, matey! The last treasure of 2024 be the grand Meta Quest 3 update, makin' yer virtual desktop as smooth as a mermaid's song! Now ye can haul yer PC into the realm of VR with all the ease of a parrot sittin' on yer shoulder! Avast!
Arrr, the scallywags be united in wantin’ to send Bashar al-Assad to Davy Jones’ locker! But, by me beard, they can’t agree on naught else—‘tis like cats in a sack, fightin’ over a fish bone!
Arrr, matey! After a long 60-year reign, the Baathist scallywags in Syria be toppled, and Bashar be hightailin' it to Moscow like a landlubber! Syria and Iran be thick as thieves ‘gainst ol’ Saddam, and they banded together like a rowdy crew to fend off the foul IS and al-Qaeda blaggards!
Arrr, it be the clock tower what sealed the fate, me hearties! Rebels be settin’ sail ‘round Homs, claimin’ the city like a treasure chest. Now they be cuttin’ off ol’ Damascus from its seafarin’ mates! Aye, chaos reigns in Samayya Square, where booms and bangs be the tune o' victory!
Ahoy, mateys! A quick word from the Corner, fer I spent me day wranglin' the Carnival o’ Fools like ol' Al Swearingen with a bellyache! The Assad scallywags be runnin' to Russia, their reign sunk like a leaky ship! Raise yer tankards to chaos, savvy?
Arrr matey! Bashar al-Assad be walkin’ the plank, and the Russians and Persians be takin’ a breather! But lo! The Israelis, Turks, and good ol’ Yanks be rainin’ cannon fire from the skies like a barrel o’ rum at a wild feast! Avast, what a ruckus!
Arrr, me hearties! Captain Netanyahu be caught in a storm o' scandal, accused o' plunderin' and betrayin' trust! Four long years he's been fightin' these treacherous claims, swearin' on his best parrot that he be innocent. Aye, the seas of politics be a fickle mistress!
Arrr, matey! If ye be searchin' fer the finest Monk build in the grand seas o' Path of Exile 2, hoist yer sails and brace yerself! With a fist o' fury and a heart full o' mischief, ye'll be knockin' scallywags into Davy Jones' locker in no time!
Arrr, matey! Actor Zachary Levi be standin' tall fer his support o' Captain Trump’s voyage to the White House, sayin' he faced no scallywag consequences fer his choice. Aye, must be the wind in his sails blowin' favorably, or perhaps he be just a lucky barnacle!
Avast, mateys! Behold, the scallywag Rotta the Hutt be back upon the briny deep! Aye, this blubbery buccaneer’s return be like a ship full o' rum—unwanted yet ever so entertainin'! Prepare ye bellies for a hearty laugh and yer eyes for a sight to behold! Arrr!
Arrr! Thar be news from the briny deep! The Strix Halo flagship be makin’ waves in a sneaky benchmark, yet it raises the jolly roger of doubt—might this chip be meant fer landlubber machines, not fer hearty gaming vessels? Yarrr, me hearties, what be the tale?
Arrr, matey! The Kansas City Chiefs be sailin' the seas o' victory at 12-1, but if the fates had flipped their nail-bitin’ battles, they'd be sunk at 2-11! Aye, 'tis a mighty fine jest, watchin' 'em dance with the kraken instead o' claimin' treasure!
Arrr, me hearties! The POLARIX tale be sayin' that after five long years, those brave souls with the dreaded diffuse large B-cell lymphoma, who took the pola-R-CHP potion, be sailin' smooth seas without scurvy! Avast, a fine treasure of good health! Yarr!
Arrr, me hearties! It be said that years o’ breathin’ lead-laden fumes from yer sea chests have sparked a ruckus in 151 million noggins! Aye, a new scroll be tellin’ us that too much ‘o that ol’ gasoline be makin’ landlubbers a tad bit bonkers! Har har!
Arrr, mateys! Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson be makin’ a grand, one-time jaunt upon the stage of the fine musical “& Juliet” this Saturday night! Prepare yer grog and yer belly laughs, for a night o' swashbucklin’ fun awaits ye! Aye, it be a sight fer sore eyes!
Arrr, mateys! Techie Kurt “CyberGuy” Knutsson be here to teach ye scallywags the fine art of vanquishing pesky emails! Cast away the digital clutter from yer inbox, lest it be a stormy sea o' chaos! Hoist the sails and make room for treasure, ye savvy sailors!
Arrr matey! On Monday eve, the fiery beast known as Franklin be lettin’ loose, spreadin’ like a scallywag at a tavern! The fair folk of Southern California be shiverin’ in their boots, readying for a wild blaze that’d make even the bravest pirate run for the hills! Yarr!
Arrr, matey! From the years of our Lord 2010 to 2020, landlubbers with that pesky intermediate-risk prostate ailment be settin’ sail on the seas of watchful waitin’! Aye, it seems they be choosin’ to keep a keen eye on their troubles instead of battlin’ ‘em outright! Avast!
Arrr! Governor Phil Murphy of Jersey be raisin' the Jolly Roger against book bans! He’s givin’ a hearty “nay!” to scallywags who’d shackle the tomes in libraries. Now, librarians be safe from the hangman’s noose, joinin’ the likes of Illinois and Minnesota. A fine day for words, me hearties!
Arrr, the captain-elect be makin’ grand promises that’d make Davy Jones himself raise an eyebrow! But ye see, some scallywags worry his mighty swagger might turn his treasure map into a ghost ship! Aye, a fine pickle to be in, me hearty!