Avast ye scallywags! Gather 'round, fer the finest treasures o' the silver screen be unveiled at the 2025 Golden Globe Jamboree! Films, shows, and thespian mates takin’ home the booty, all whilst we guffaw and toast with grog. Arrr, what a merry spectacle it be!
Read moreArrr, matey! Behold the grand spectacle of "The Last of Us Part 2: No Return!" A treasure chest o' features so bounteous, it might just be its own vessel! And fear not, the campaign be a jolly good romp as well! Avast, let the gaming begin!
Arrr, matey! The great captains o' the world be reactin' to Cap'n Trump’s tax plunderin'. Some be brandishin' cutlasses, swearin' counterattacks, while others be hopin' to parley and rid the seas o’ those pesky import taxes. Tis a right jolly squabble, I say!
Arrr! In a half-hour parley, Ms. Loomer unleashed a tongue-lashing on the scallywags o' the National Security Council, all before the captain o' the ship and that landlubber Waltz, the adviser. Blimey, 'twas a sight to see! The breezes be blowin' hot!
Arrr, before the scallywag Elon Musk sailed into the political storm with his Government Efficiency crew, makin' the Democrats' cannons fire at him, he be stridin' alongside ol' Obama like a matey on the high seas! What a turn o' the tide, me hearties!
Arrr, matey! The realm o’ LGBTQ research be sinkin’ like a leaky ship! Academics be seein’ their treasure—270 grants worth a cool $125 million—snatched away by the scallywags at the NIH! Aye, the true bounty lost be even greater! Blimey, what a cruel fate!
Arrr, with her soft eyes and a grin as sweet as a treasure chest o' gold, Hélène Vincent be playin' a dear old French lass! But beware, mateys, for appearances be as shifty as a ship in a storm in this François Ozon tale!
Arrr, bound by a treasure chest o' secrets 'bout Britain’s grand World War II code-crackin' caper, she be spillin' the beans later on how they outsmarted them scallywag German signals! Aye, a right jolly yarn indeed, fit for a tavern full o' rum-swilling mates!
Arrr, ye landlubbers! Rachel Maddow, that scallywag of MSNBC, be squawkin’ that a liberal swabbin’ takin' the crown in Wisconsin be a grand vote o' no confidence in Cap’n Trump and his trusty first mate, Elon Musk! Aye, ‘tis a right jolly jest!
Arrr, mateys! Rep. Chris Pappas o' New Hampshire be throwin' his hat into the ring fer the 2026 treasure hunt, seekin' to replace the retired Sen. Jeanne Shaheen! The scallywags from the Republican crew be keen on claimin' that juicy battleground seat! Avast, the race be on!
Arrr, matey! The Switch 2's magical canvas be sportin' G-Sync for a smooth sailin' experience, even in yer hand! Aye, no more choppy seas while ye be plunderin’ treasure in handheld mode! A fine piece of treasure for any scallywag!
Arrr, matey! That $4 billion treasure hoard be Biden's grand scheme for the wilds of Africa! Rumor has it, the Trump crew be likin' it too, fer the shiny minerals, if naught else! Aye, the seas be shimm'rin' with gold and politics alike!
Arrr, matey! What bounty be in our treasure chest? Can we part with a few doubloons, or be we lookin’ to sail the seas on naught but a seaweed sandwich? Speak up, lest we end up with barnacles for dinner!
Avast, mateys! Across the vast seas of land, scallywags be pluggin’ in monstrous batteries to hoard the wind 'n' sun’s treasure. But, blow me down, it be gettin’ tougher than a barnacle-encrusted hull! Arrr, the winds of change be blowin’ foul!
Ahoy, mateys! Batten down the hatches! The cursed flick, "Evil Eye," be settin' sail for the silver screen this June! Prepare yer hearts for fright and yer bellies for laughter, lest ye be walkin' the plank! Arrr, 'tis gonna be a jolly good time!
Arrr, me hearties! Over 37 million landlubbers be swillin’ foul brew laced with cursed "forever chemicals," outpacing even the federal scallywags' safety rules! A report from ye salty sea of USA Today tells of these no-good substances that stick around like a barnacle on a ship, causin’ all sorts of mischief!
Arrr, mates! On the day of the Wednes, them officials in Costa Rica did declare that young Miller Gardner, a lad of fourteen summers, met his end not by sword nor cannon, but by the treacherous breath of carbon monoxide! Aye, even the air can be a scallywag!
Arrr, me hearties! Apple be respondin’ to Tuta’s call, meanin’ that scallywag’s app be joinin’ the crew of default email apps on iOS! Hoist the sails, here be all ye need to know, or ye be walkin’ the plank!
Arrr, me hearties! President Trump, with a wink and a swagger, be swattin’ away the scallywags doubtin' his treasure map of tariffs, claimin’ eggs be droppin’ like cannonballs—down 59 percent! "Avail’bility be a bounty," he chuckled, as the crew guffawed at the golden yolks!
Arrr, mateys! Stellantis be knockin’ 900 shipmates off the payroll, thanks t’ those pesky tariffs from Cap’n Trump! They be halting the makin’ o’ Ram trucks ‘n Jeeps in the colonies ‘n pausing work in Mexico ‘n Canada too! Their treasure’s takin’ a dip o' 7.7%!
Arrr, matey! The scallywags of the Dallas Cowboys be swappin’ shiny doubloons for the swashbuckler Joe Milton from them New England landlubbers! Aye, he manned the helm for but one battle last season! A jolly ol’ trade, if ye ask me!
Arrr, me hearties! Rumor has it, some of that Google Keep magic be gettin' a shiny new coat! Aye, here be the scoop on what treasure we might be findin' in the depths of the digital seas! Keep yer spyglasses ready!
Arrr, Secretary Rubio be spoutin' to me hearties o’ NATO, sayin’ they best be makin’ tough choices! He be callin’ fer a treasure haul of 5% more doubloons for defense, lest them scallywags grow bolder 'n sink their ships! Savvy, ye salty sea dogs?
Arrr, matey! In the year of our Lord 2027, the fine land of Carolina shall host the grand Military World Games for the first time! Aye, soldiers from all corners o' the globe be settin' sail to Charlotte, ready to duel with swords ‘n’ good cheer! Yarrr!
Arrr, ye scallywag! Cravin’ a treasure of a Nvidia Blackwell or AMD RDNA 4 GPU at a fair price? Hoist the sails and join the Prime crew—ye be havin’ better luck than a parrot in a cracker barrel!