Ahoy mateys! Johnny Depp be donning his swashbucklin’ garb once more! And this fierce father, through tempest and rubble, trekked near 30 leagues to escort his lass to the altar! Can ye prove yer noggin be sharp? Give it a go, ye scallywags! 🏴☠️
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Arrr, me hearties! All lasses who’ve faced the stormy seas of high blood pressure whilst carryin’ their young’uns be needin’ a check for the sugar troubles! Aye, it be wise to hoist the sails and set course fer a diabetes screen! Keep yer riches of health intact!
Arrr, listen close, me hearties! Parker Finn be spin’n a yarn ’bout “Smile 2,” where the fair Naomi Scott be playin’ a role fit for a treasure map! Aye, a tale full o’ grins and giggles, like a parrot with too much rum! Har har har!
Arrr, matey! Aye, a French contraption o’ high-dose flu potions be savin' 23% o' the old sea dogs from Davy Jones’ locker! Them aged scallywags, 65 and up, be stayin' aboard instead o' settin' sail for the hospital! <i>Medscape Medical News</i> be spillin' the beans, savvy?
Arrr, me hearties! Amazon be servin’ up a feast o’ tales, with none other than Kratos, the mighty slayer, and Pac-Man, the circle-chompin’ scallywag! Aye, let the high seas o’ entertainment roll, where pixels clash and legends be born! Yarrr!
Arrr, matey! In the treacherous seas of health, lasses be gettin’ shoddy care and naught but delays! The UK be chartin’ a grand plan to fix this cursed folly—wise scallywags be weighin' in on the best way to sail these choppy waters! Avast, a fairer tide be a-comin’!
Arrr matey! The scallywags at Apple be readyin’ to unleash their shiny M4 Macs upon us, but instead o’ a grand hootenanny, they might just scribble a press note! Aye, let’s hope they don’t forget the rum! 🍏🏴☠️
Arrr, me hearties! I be itchin’ fer a scrap with that web-slingin’ scallywag, Spider-Man! Aye, I be ready to duel him on the high seas or in the alleys, savvy? Let’s see if he can dodge a cannonball or two! Har har har!
Arrr, me hearties! A fresh scroll be spillin’ the beans on the finest Halloween ports in the U.S.! The savvy landlubbers at WalletHub be comparin’ 100 towns fer the most frightful festivities. Get ready to swab the decks and don yer best ghostly garb! Yarr! 🎃🏴☠️
Arrr, gather 'round ye scallywags! We be havin’ the likes of Chacko Sonny, the great Overwatch captain, and Rafael Grassetti, the art wizard from God of War Ragnarok! Aye, talent be flowin’ like rum, and we be sailin’ for a grand adventure, ye landlubbers!
Arrr, matey! The crew be plottin’ a mischief near a military cove, just after them Israeli cannonades near Beirut! And lo, the U.S. bigwig be settin’ sail for meetin’s in Tel Aviv this very Tuesday! Avast, what a ruckus on the high seas of diplomacy!
Arrr, matey! In a jolly tale of ritlecitinib, 100% o’ the scallywags found their crow’s nests full o’ hair again! Even 30% o’ those who be stubborn saw fine growth by the 48th week! Avast, ‘tis a right hair-raising adventure!
Arrr, four years past, a ruckus broke out 'twixt some salty soldiers, spillin' more guts than a fishmonger’s deck! If these nations kiss and make up, it could stir the seas for all of us, savvy?
Arrr, as these grand word-machines be growin’, can they truly help the healers spin the yarns of truth and trust? Aye, ‘tis a fine question fit for a parley over rum! Avast, let’s see if they can outsmart a scallywag with a stethoscope!
Ahoy, mateys! Ye tech wizard Kurt "CyberGuy" Knutsson be spillin' the beans on the iOS 18 Photos treasure! With a jolly new layout, customizable collections, and photo organization so easy, even a landlubber could find their booty! Arrr, make yer piccies shine like a doubloon!
Arrr, matey! That fresh footage ye spied of Nvidia's fabled RTX 5090 be naught but a mirage! 'Twas merely Zotac Gaming's 4070 Ti Super Solid, dressed up for the occasion! A trickster’s jest, I say! So hoist the sails and keep yer eye on the horizon!
"Aye, I be owein' that scallywag a hearty thanks! If it weren't fer his jolly good fortune, I'd be swimmin' with the fishies instead of sippin' rum on me ship! So here's to ye, matey!"
Arrr! A band o’ scallywags from the GOP be insistin’ that ol’ Merrick Garland set sail on an inquiry ‘bout Elon Musk, the tech buccaneer! He be handin’ out treasure to landlubbers in swing states for signins’ on his petition. Aye, they claim it be foul play in the election seas!
Arrr, matey! Liz Cheney and Vice Prez Kamala be hoistin' sails on a madcap quest to sway the shy Republicans, fearin' their votes fer Trump! They scoured Chester, Oakland, and Waukesha, lands claimed by the fierce Nikki Haley. A right ruckus, I say! Avast, the political seas be stormy!
Arrr, matey! A curious wind be blowin' in the land o' the free! Young scallywags aged 18 to 24 be takin' up the conservative flag, outpacing their slightly elder mates! A twist from the days of yore, it be! More lads be sportin’ the conservative colors than the liberal sails! Avast!
Arrr, matey! The landlubbers of the FBI and Defense be in a right tizzy, tryin' to find out how two secret scrolls ‘bout Israel’s plans fer a rumble with Iran washed up on a Telegram channel! Even ol’ Biden be lookin' as worried as a cat in a dogfight! Avast!
Arrr, matey! Israel’s laid waste to Hamas's scallywags and much o' Gaza's treasure! But beware, for those sneaky sea rats still be nippin’ at our heels in the north, like pesky barnacles on a ship's hull! Avast! Trouble brews in the salty waters!
Arrr, it seems a lass in Majorca met a most unfortunate fate! The scallywag likely found herself squished in a garbage wagon, then sent to the fiery depths of a waste pit. Talk about a dreadful way to go, eh? Blimey, what a stinkin' end!
Arrr, matey! In a parley, the treasure keeper be chattin' 'bout the fine strides at the World Bank and that scallywag crew, the International Monetary Fund, as they hoist the sails for their yearly shindig this week! Avast, let the gold flow like rum!
Arrr, in a message sent swift as a cannonball, Mitt be scoffin’ at the notion! John Bolton be sayin’ his chances be “substantially less than zero,” as if they be swimmin’ with the fishies! And Liz Cheney? She be quieter than a ghost ship in the fog!